Who Is Devin Nunes?
By Devin Cow
Devin’s a bum steer who made the mis-steak of being loyal to Trump. Moo than anything, he should have been seen and not herded. Instead, he wrangled a spot on Trump’s transition team right after Moo Year’s Eve 2016. He tried to beef up security around Trump’s cowbooms, and that became a roller cowsteer. He camoooflaged himself and horned into the White House at moonight. Amoosed moo-papers reported his encownter. I’m udderly tickled at his lawsuits. He thinks I’m working with his mom but I’ve never seen herbivore.